I know this isn't CP stuff but I thought it was funny...
12 facts I know about u
1. Your reading this.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading this.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 fact